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Magurdu.com, urdu magazine of pakistan now features Urdu Sms. Send these Urdu funny sms to your friends via email or sms. Most Urdu sms messags are in poetry means Urdu shayari form. Here you will found huge Urdu sms collection.
Mushraf Ki Niyat
Mushraf ki niyat

“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”
Chudry Shujad
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Pareshan nahi ho,
ye chaudhry shujat
press conference ker raha tha.
I don’t
I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.
Sardarji To Others
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
Sardar Airhostess Se
1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”
Sardar 2 Friend:
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them

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